We were driving around Macomb, looking at my alma mater. Jack mentioned that he got an ok grade on his math test. The Indian kid in his class did worse. I expressed my surprise at this fact, because I would have expected Indian/Asian kids to do much better than my run-of-mill American kid. The wife… Read more

“Here, try this!” says anyone as they hold food inches away from my mouth. “Try it, just try it!”. Ugh. Just let me stick your fingers in my mouth while you’re at it. Read more

Lady Gaga had a popular song about 15 years ago called “Express Yourself”. Wait, actually her version was called “Born This Way.” The song was about living your best LGBT life. Implicit in this song was the idea that a LGBT person was born that way, i.e. that god made them that way and they… Read more

The Wife made biscuits and gravy today and it was the best she’d ever made. [<- this is the sentence that I had to provide] [Below is the sentence that WordPress AI generated] Read more

The other night Elsa created a game for the wifey and myself, which was basically The Newlywed Game. She asked us questions about ourselves and the spouse, and then brought us all together to compare answers to see who knew more about the spouse. I thought my wife’s favorite movie was Miss Congeniality, just because… Read more

I hate reading something where it says “Let’s Goooooo!” instead of “Let’s Go!” Or someone asks a question of everyone and then says “And goooooo!!!!!” I know they’re trying to extend the o sound in “go” but to me it looks like it’s pronounced goo instead of go. So I hear someone saying it like… Read more